"I think she just wants you to do it because you're cute." Natasha replies, finishing off her coffee. "Hardly glamorous work, but it's a paycheck. I'll probably tell the kid I'm living with, if you're not interested."

Who would probably tell the psycho kid. Ugh. Nevermind. She really wishes Chris didn't like that kid. It would be so easy to get rid of him before he's trouble. And he is Trouble if Natasha has ever seen it. That guy's gonna go nuts hard one of these days. And someone's going to get hurt.

"Mm? The bill? It was my idea. As is the phone. Besides, now you owe me." Turn, sway of the hips, and out the door.