twelve_not_fourteen: (Thinky Face - Episode 5)
Han Solo ([personal profile] twelve_not_fourteen) wrote2016-04-30 02:29 pm

What makes us interesting is our secrets ...

In a galaxy full of space fairing captains who know their ships, Han stands out among them for being obsessive. From the moment he first sat in the pilot seat, before he could even call the ship his own, he’s been studying it.

He remembers what parts he’s replaced over the last two years and when. And he’s got a fair idea of what’s running down on him, though even the best mechanics can’t foresee every breakdown before it happens … especially not on a ship as persnickety as the Falcon. Han knows which of the hidden panels in his ship screech when you remove them. He could even tell which pads on the walls have a crack on them or what square on the holochess board has a chip on it.

He knows his ship.

However, even for a man who knows his ship as well as Han does, it’s hard to pick out some things. In this case, the something in question is an … optic? Some sort of camera? It’s by chance that he even notices it at all, considering the thing is hardly bigger than the size of his thumbnail and tucked into a grove were some power lines are running. He just happened to catch it out of the corner of his eye while walking up the ramp ...

It makes him wonder when did it get there? Who would have placed it there? The location doesn’t suggest they want to find any of the secret compartments of his ship as much as see who is going in and out. Odd. Does he know anyone who would want to watch every single person who came aboard the Falcon and left? He can’t think of anybody who would.

Anyway, he takes the camera over with him to the small section of the ship that he’s allocated to be the lounge and takes out his phone. He shoots a picture of the small camera in his palm and sends it to the only person he can think of that would be able to offer him any thoughts at all on the subject; the spy who has captured much of his attention of late.

The text that accompanies the picture reads:

Do you know what this is?
red_room: (Dressed to Impress)

[personal profile] red_room 2016-05-03 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh no, loverboy. I'm not trouble." Natasha stops right in front of Han, leans in far too close into his personal space. And whispers.

"I'm the goddamned end of the world."

Her smile is mischievous, eyes glinting with promise and stories untold. She's a predator, poised to strike. Is Han the prey? Maybe, maybe not. It depends on what day it is. But it sure must feel like being cornered by a swaying cobra right now.

"I've yet to see that proven, though I could see the latter being true."
red_room: (Just another day)

[personal profile] red_room 2016-05-03 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
He's an adrenaline junkie is what he is. And moves like this are akin to showering next to a live wire. The potential for danger is pretty high. Touching Natasha without her express permission is a risky move indeed.

SLAM.

Han is shoved against the hull of the ship before he can even identify the taste of Natasha's lips. Natasha is unreadably dangerous for a moment, gaze hard. She closes the distance between them, grabs onto Han Solo's collar and yanks him down hard enough to make him question whether he can breathe comfortably or at all. For about a second.

She presses her lips to his again, anything but gentle. And if he tries to take the lead too roughly, he'll get his lower lip bit for the trouble, though not hard enough to draw blood. She's crowded against the captain, pressing him against the wall and still holding onto his collar tightly. But she's also kissing him--sucking at his lip and returning anything he gives with fervor.

She keeps him like that for a good half a minute before she lets go and takes a step back. Natasha is remarkably put together for what just happened here. That was her attack.

"You were saying?"
red_room: (Really?)

[personal profile] red_room 2016-05-03 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
That.

She.

Natasha isn't sure how to respond to that.

At first. Punching him in the stomach (lightly) and laughing both seem like equally good choices here. She takes a moment to look him up and down and then rolls her eyes.

"Of course you would." She takes another step back, giving him room to pick himself up from where he's shoved up against the wall. Gestures down the hall with one hand. "After you."
red_room: (Out of uniform)

[personal profile] red_room 2016-05-04 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Well.

Natasha tucks her hair behind an ear and follows Han, tension easing out of her shoulders with every step until she's as casual as he is when they arrive at the bulk of his cargo space. It looks innocuous enough. Though he'd hardly be a good smuggler if it didn't.

She can think of at least three places offhand potentially housing 'extra' storage, but that's hardly her reason for being here. Natasha does take a moment to stand over a particular place on the floor, tapping the toe of her boot against the grating casually.

It's probably nothing except it's Natasha, and she doesn't do anything for no reason.

"Tch." Her phone comes out and opens with a swipe of her finger. "No hanging fixtures, and while they could feasibly put a tap under the grates or at an angle along the hull line, there is no good angle to get a good view of your storage area. Not to mention..." She gestures around her.

"It's empty right now."
red_room: (Wiping Red Away)

[personal profile] red_room 2016-05-04 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey. Han." Natasha steps forward, no longer concerned in the slightest about what may and may not be hiding an extra compartment ripe for sticking taps to monitor the captain.

There's something in his expression she needs to address. Her voice is quiet. Serious. Not steely and cold like it usually is, nor sarcastic and monotone. It's just...concerned.

"You're going to make it out of here. It's not an ultimatum to be sent here."
red_room: (Concern)

[personal profile] red_room 2016-05-04 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"If you need help finding a way out....you know I'll help you look, right?" No gimmick, no price. She's speaking from one friend to another, the concern on her features not leaving her face just yet.

She can only imagine what he's going through. She'd have had a breakdown if she'd been separated from her world with all that's been going on there. With the people who need her. Depend on her.

"Or are you still trying to repair the ship?"
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[personal profile] red_room 2016-05-04 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's actually a lot less of a problem than 'I"m stuck here' would be." Natasha observes, nodding along with Han's explanation of what all has been going on.

"And by that I mean, money is one obstacle, but having no doorway or path back home would be much more difficult to work around."

Were that the case, the only course of action would be to take stock in unsavory nexus Magic Users and Natasha doesn't trust those one bit. She's seen enough Weird in her life to be immediately mistrustful of anything supernatural until proven it is otherwise not to be considered a threat.
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[personal profile] red_room 2016-05-06 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll keep an ear to the ground."

Natasha doesn't have limitless free time to investigate for Han, but she can certainly check her sources and see if there's any low hanging fruit on the grapevine to snag for information.

Plus, now she has to go sopping for better cameras to hide. So really she'd be hitting two birds with one stone.

"We'll get you home."
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[personal profile] red_room 2016-05-06 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Han can hardly be a shipper if he doesn't have a working ship or access to move things around. It's a practical problem with a practical solution. And besides, it may be separating them now, but Natasha doesn't seem to think much of this. Because--

"The sooner you get back to work the sooner you can pay me back that dinner date you owe me." There's no doubt in her mind that Han will come back.

If he doesn't she'll understand, more than he'd like her to more than likely. She didn't grow up under a rock, so she has some idea of what his life could be like. But she also knows that things like this are hardly set in stone. She's seen proof of it already here in the Nexus.

"Anyway, I don't see too many other suspect places. You always leave your ramp down for strangers to go sticking things on board?" He raises an eyebrow once more. "I mean, I get that the ship's empty now, but still."
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[personal profile] red_room 2016-05-09 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Of course she's the most likely suspect. The question isn't whether or not Natasha planted the device. At the end of the day, the question is why.

At least, that's what Natasha would say. She hopes there's at least a little suspicion that she's to blame for this. She's hardly had more than a moment alone on his ship anywhere, when could she even have found time to.

Though if she'd had time to plant it, he wouldn't have found it so easily. Of this she is certain.

"I'm sure a guy like you can do some kind of heavy lifting." She quirks an eyebrow, the side of her mouth twitching into something close to the start of a smile.
red_room: (Smirk)

[personal profile] red_room 2016-05-09 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"I bet you would." Natasha rides that double entendre all the way back to the ramp is the slight sway to her hips as she walks is any indication.

The bike is sleek, black and even without understanding Terran designs altogether built for speed. The way it hugs the ground, forces the rider to lean forward to be more aerodynamic. Natasha flips the kickstand up in the same motion as she swings her leg over the bike and gets settled. The engine roars to life at her command and she gives Han a tiny smile from where she's sitting on the bike, leaning forward to rest her forearms on the grips.

"Like what you see?"
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[personal profile] red_room 2016-05-10 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
This sadly isn't the sort of bike meant to hold more than one person or Natasha would offer to give him a ride. The idea of him riding bitch seat makes her grin entirely too pleased with herself.

"It's my preferred way to travel." Light, fast, small with incredible maneuverability. Great for getting into (and out of) tight and otherwise dangerous situations. Though, this one is in much better shape than the bikes she usually ends up using. Those usually end up getting wedged between cars, thrown--thanks a lot for that Rogers-- or otherwise ditched when they become inconvenient for taking down the Bad Guy of the day.

No, this beauty is Natasha's for personal use.
red_room: (Ha)

[personal profile] red_room 2016-05-10 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Natasha shakes her head, tossing her hair out of its spot behind her ear once more. Her smile is easy and she shrugs slightly.

"No. I know--it's horrifying that there's something I can't do, right? I don't have the time for it. I could probably make emergency repairs if I flat out HAD to, but with my skillset I'd just as soon steal another vehicle than waste precious time I need to be getting the hell away trying to fix whatever it is I'm riding at any given time."

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